i stay in a pig sty and it ain't funny. moving from point A to point B requires tip toe-ing skills especially in the dark, u'll never know what u'll knock over.
yes, that is my room and the exams are here.
my clothes are in a mess, my notes are everywhere and my kopi is cold.
i want a holiday, perhaps to m'sia? with my mum?
my mum saw a picture of the dumb one and called him "bui". when the dumb one heard it, he was flabbergasted.
hur hur.
dumb:"tell your mum i am MORBIDLY FAT, can't move from my bed"
hur hur?
anyway, here are some recent conversations
grace: "wah! you look so Much More better la"
dumb: "WHAT? there is NO such thing as "MUCH MORE BETTER, that's not ENGLISH. its "looks better.""
martin: "blah blah (pronounced as) T-U-M-drive" (singaporean style)
dumb: "HUH? time-drive????????"
martin: "ya..T-U-M-drive [USB]??"
dumb: "oh, T-HHHHHH-U-M-B-drive. what's TIME DRIVE?????!!!!"
*note the emphasis on the letter "H".
martin: "ok, T-HHHHHH-U-M-B-drive...." *shakes head*
guess what I was doing meanwhile?
yup, i was laughing my arse off in the resturant.
good morning everyone!
