bimbo-fied. (long post)
enough of the mocking and there goes my reputation. i can see it go down the drain.. way down.
i feel like a bimbo. lose the blonde and plus loads of blurness.
but here i am, trying to clear my name and bring my reputation back on track.
right, as if.
okok. last night i was having dinner with my neighbours and mr bernard cooked pasta.
ok. so i had a little trouble trying to finish up that plate of never ending pasta. i took a grand total of 3 freaking hours to finish up a plate of pasta with cream while the rest took a mere 20 mins to swallow everything. so i tot it was because of their swim/run earlier that made them like hungry scavengers. but they insisted that everyone had the same portion and that it didn't have anything to do with their exercise. so i was left alone, in front of the tele, to finish up my plate of never ending, cream coated and cold pasta. (it was hot at the begining) i tried to finish it up cuz i didnt wana waste food so i slowly popped them into my mouth. one strand by one strand. trying to eat it up as fast as i could. ok.. so in the end i took a grand total of 3 hrs to nibble on that food. it wasnt bad, it was just FILLING. hello? i have troubles finishing up a plate of pasta from.. drum roll... Pastamania. so guys, take the servings they serve and multiply it by 2 and you'll know why i took so freaking long.
next. (i was still holding that miserable plate in my hands)
so i connected my computer to their internet and i tried using wireless at first. so this wireless network work popped up: HENGWIFI.
so, without knowing, i blurted out(thinking it was someone's chinese name): ''who is HENG-WEE-FEE?'' (sounded really stupid)
my neighbours heard it and mr and mrs bernard couldnt take it and started laughing without me knowing why.
startled, i asked whose surname was 'Heng'? all along, i tot it was a chinese han yu pin yin name. 'uncle' ben said that it was his surname (oops). so i said i didnt mean to laugh at his name. so both my neighbours roared with even more laughter as i tried to pronounce his name again. i didnt know that it actually means (guys, please spare me more laughter): Heng (surname) WiFi(some Wireless crap).
so there i was, thinking that his name was HENG-WEE-FEE, and mr bernard said that HENG WEE FEE sounded like some african tribe king. yah some lost tribe king crap. argh. and as u can imagine, they were so busy laughing at me. even their friend from singapore knows about me. (i can imagine some dude throwing his head back as he reads our blogs in amusement) nice one grace. there goes my face. down the rubbish chute.
ok here is another face-throwing incident.
remember the last time i blogged that i was lost in school?
yup, my dear neighbours wouldn't let me off so easily. (right now as i type, both mr & mrs are blogging about me)
ok, so i screwed up at the 'identifying my location' part.
here goes. (digs ground)
*i was suppose to go for a lab session but i couldnt find the classroom as it was my second day in sch so i called my neighbours.
grace: hello? I'm lost. blah blah blah)
nat: (blah blah) where are u?
grace:i don't know (blah blah, after walkign up and down, turning here and there, i totally don't know where i was)
nat: what do u see around you?
grace: (here comes the bomb guys) i see houses around me.
nat and the 2 guys: ????????????????????????????????
it was like...(this was by uncle ben)
soldier: i'm lost in the jungle
officer: where is your location?
soldier: i'm next to a tree!
officer: i'm beside a tree too. but i dont see you le. (so what the hack?)
so next
subway.
ok. the whole gang said they wanted to eat at subway.
feeling sian(eh, try working, eating and making sandwiches at that place almost everyday) that it was subway(btw, we could get free meals in sg), i didnt wana go there and eat. hello? i could go back to paradiz and have free meals and im sian of that cheese smell, and they( ALL 3) had to suan me. B-L-E-A-H!
next time, i'll shut my mouth.
: X
p.s visit these blogs for more entertainment
nat's: www.augustbabythoughts.blogspot.com
bernard: www.bernard-says.blogspot.com
